FTC 49: But I have a Range Rover...

Author: Zaster

Date: December 19, 2004

by Zaster
12-19-04
I hope you enjoyed the dinner, my dear.
Oh Neal... This has been such a romantic Christmas night. You shouldn't have!
I'm afraid I should have... Because tonight is the night I must tell you my dark secret!
Here we go...
I'm a desperado with a bounty on my head and a string of misdeeds to my name. My only friends are my six-shooter and my horse!
Neal, you're an assistant office manager. You work in a cubicle!