FTC 49: Farging Barstages

Author: Zaster

Date: December 19, 2004

by Zaster
12-19-04
I hope you enjoyed the dinner, my dear.
Oh Neal... This has been such a romantic Christmas night. You shouldn't have!
I'm afraid I should have... Because tonight is the night I must tell you my dark secret!
Well, whatever it is I'm sure we can...
Oh no, it's too late! I'm... changing! Run Diane, run!
Agh, a were-pirate!