FTC 50: Tiki Talk

Author: Zaster

Date: December 27, 2004

by Zaster
12-27-04
MUAHAHAHA! I've got you now! I'm going to chew off your knees and floss with your spinal column!
Uhmm...
What?
I thought tikis were supposed to bring good luck.
That impression, Madam, stems from the tourist-driven theft of native iconography from the context of its rich cultural heritage!
Is this speech going to take long? I was on my way to the Coconut Club.