FTC 50: Too Horrible

Author: Zaster

Date: December 27, 2004

by Zaster
12-27-04
MUAHAHAHA! I've got you now! I'm going to chew off your knees and floss with your spinal column!
Uhmm...
What?
I'm not buying this at all! Your delivery is stale, your posture is unthreatening, and your ad libs are just doofy and lame.
Don't pull this Prima Donna crap with me, bitch! Who the fuck do you think you are? Merryl Streep?
I can't believe I inhaled the producer's filthy prick for this gig!