FTC 55: Gray Matter

Author: Zaster

Date: February 5, 2005

by Zaster
2-05-05
Are you still working on homework, Sis? You'll be late for your abduction!
Abduction?
Your alien abduction. I traded you to the Grays for a next generation cellphone!
Aliens make cellphones?
We prefer the term "mind control induction unit".