Gilligan's Island: The Lost Episode

Author: Zaster

Date: April 15, 2005

by Zaster
4-15-05
Professor! Have you really found a way to rescue us from the island?
Perhaps, Ginger. You see, I've constructed a tramp steamer from coconut shells and dried monkey scat!
That sounds hot. Mary Anne and I were wondering if you'd like to come rescue us from our loneliness!
Certainly. However, I think you should know that Gilligan is starting to suspect the nature of our relationship!
The professor gets all the pussy around here! Well, ALMOST all...
*sigh* -- I wouldn't mind so much, except I'm afraid my kids are going to come out stupid!