Kung Fool III: The Boorite Apostasy

Author: Zaster

Date: April 21, 2005

by Zaster
4-21-05
Master, I have become enlightened! I have achieved liberation from desire!
That's wonderful! But why aren't you wearing any...
Pants! I've transcended the desire to wear pants!
I think you might be missing the point of...
I feel so free! I must share this teaching with the world!
Um, OK -- just do me a favor and please don't mention my name.