Cancerous Chemical Death Humor

Author: Zaster

Date: September 17, 2005

by Zaster
9-17-05
Have you seen the packaging on this new chemical we've been working with?
No -- what about it?
It's been found to cause cancer in the state of California!
Oh my! Good thing we live in New Jersey, then.
Apparently it also nukes brain cells faster than a Steven Seagal movie marathon.
I love seagulls!