Tycho the Psycho

Author: Zaster

Date: September 19, 2005

by Zaster
9-19-05
Dad... Dad, come here. It's a ghost!
Dad, I just saw a ghost in my room!
Oh don't let that bother you, son. Psychosis runs in the family! You'll be having terrifying hallucinations your entire life. Now go back to sleep!
You're going to have to kill him, you know...
Can it wait 'til morning? The saucer men are going to help me perform brain surgery on the dog tonight!