Tycho the Psycho II

Author: Zaster

Date: September 28, 2005

by Zaster
9-28-05
Son, have you seen the dog anywhere?
I had to kill him, Pop. He was giving off alpha waves that were turning me into a woman!
Oh. Well, that's OK, son. You probably did the right thing. Anyway, it gives us the opportunity to try out our new wood chipper.
A wood chipper, Pop?
Yes, son. You see, there comes a time in every young man's life when he needs to learn to dispose of a body!
Oh boy --we're heading up to our summer cabin, aren't we! I'll go bring the truck around.