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| They say a man should always dress for the job he wants; So why am I in a pirate costume looking like a cunt? | |
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| It's because I'm a huge asshole as you can plainly see; Now I'm in here every evening giving blowjobs out for free. | |
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| Just go to free- blowjobs- galore.com. Everybody loves it, especially your mom. | |
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| You'll see me in a pirate costume stupid as can be; Noone in his right mind would steal my identity. | |
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