Hopeless Romantics

Author: Zaster

Date: June 22, 2008

by Zaster
6-22-08
So for something different, we tried a set of fuzzy handcuffs last night. You know, like you get in a novelty store...
That's nuthin'. I like to put my lady friends in an industrial shrink-wrap machine.
Then I leave them suspended by bungee cords for two days while an automated tennis ball lanuncher pummels them incessantly.
That's wild. So how is the actual sex?
The what now?