Count Me In

Author: Zaster

Date: March 20, 2009

by Zaster
3-20-09
Greetings! May I use your phone?
Sure. Come right in! The phone is in the kitchen.
Aha! You have invited me across your threshold. Now I can drink your blood!
How do you get that out of "you can use my phone"?
Also, I can bogart your XBox 360 and crash on your couch all weekend!
Somebody lied to you!