Ninjuice

Author: Zaster

Date: March 20, 2009

by Zaster
3-20-09
This injection will make you even faster and deadlier!
A true ninja needs no performance enhancers! My honor is at stake.
But all the other ninjas are using it. You have to stay competitive!
Bah! I need only the agility of a housecat, the speed of a gazelle, and the courage of a warhorse!
This is made from the testicles of a rhino!
Well OK then.