Born of Boredom 8: Quantum of Dumbass

Author: Zaster

Date: January 22, 2010

by Zaster
1-22-10
Damn! I can never beat that first boss.
That's because you stink. You stink out loud!
What? Who are you?
I'm from the city. You suck at games! You're stinking up the whole arcade.
I'm not really that bad, am I? I just need more practice.
Until then, you have to wear this dead cat around your neck! To improve the smell.