Tin Hitler: Reelection of the Stupid-Friendly

Author: Zbu

Date: January 14, 2005

by Zbu
1-14-05
Intelligence in the 1980s...
I desire to succeed in high school, go to college, then get a high-paying job!
Indeed! Financial security is good despite using this as a mask for unfettered greed!
Intelligence in the 1990s...
The system is a sham! I'm heading to college to become part of the underground and to take out the man!
That is, in between bouts of depression, drug-induced emphoria, and useless peace marches!
Intelligence now.
Thinking is wrong and being smart is only being an elitist who doesn't understand the fallacy of stereotypical homespun wisdom!
Yessir, weapons of mass destruction are here, let's nuke 'em all! Proof, bah!