Tin Hitler: And Thus Pigpen was Deemed Immortal!

Author: Zbu

Date: January 14, 2005

by Zbu
1-14-05
And now Peanuts, 2005.
Man, those adults sound like trombones.
Think that's weird? Some strange girl with a 'psychology stand' tried to probe my thoughts until I maced her and left her in the middle of the street.
Some annoying jerk was playing this tiny piano that came out of nowhere, so I called the cops on him and busted him for noise pollution.
And what about that loser who tried to kick a football and snapped his spine in two? He was bitching so much that I killed his dog with my sniper rifle.
That damn beagle that kept sitting on top of that doghouse with the fighter helmet?
Hey, give him a few more years and he's Old Yeller.