Tin Hitler--A History of Oranges.

Author: Zbu

Date: July 3, 2002

by Zbu
7-03-02
How to pick up women.
Hey, you look nice, would you like to date...DIRK MCSTUDLY?
Sure!
How not to pick up women.
"I'll pay you five bucks and expect two in return, and I won't leave you in a dumpster."
Hot dang! No more sleeping in the U-Haul!
How to get arrested.
Say, you like gladiator movies and playing Jungle Adventure?
Well, at least it's better than having my uncle tell me to unclench.