Tin Hitler--Blaming Ed Asner.

Author: Zbu

Date: July 3, 2002

by Zbu
7-03-02
In order to find the elusive secret of life, Phallishead goes to the final frontier....the inner city.
Welcome my friend, to the Cafe Le Street, where we discuss life.
Then can you tell me why God loves but man kills?
Ummm...
Or why that, despite my disfigurement, I still can't muster the courage to put a bullet through my elongated head?
Man, you're depressing the fuck out of me, and I'm supposed to be dark...to get chicks.
Why must my life be nothing but a cockroach-ridden fiasco of disappointment, found only in public bathrooms populated by fat Mexican women?