Tin Hitler--Corn on the Cops.

Author: Zbu

Date: July 3, 2002

by Zbu
7-03-02
Tonight on "Detective Squad!"
Ah, once again we stopped a hideous crime from occurring!
Yes! A dastardly plot to kill Old Ms. McGinty and take her gold!
I say we celebrate, old chum!
But how? Fine wine? Lobster? A bit of caviar?
I say we beat up McGinty, take her gold, and run for Guatemala.
Fuck the pension, I got a hankering for some beatdown action!