Tin Hitler--Bellingerent Poobah.

Author: Zbu

Date: July 7, 2002

by Zbu
7-07-02
Phallishead, recently resurrected, celebrates his birthday.
Happy birthday, Phallishead, did you get anything you wanted?
Why is life so unfair and full of evil?
No, really, I wanna know.
How can I express my feelings of hopelessness and woe to my dear friend, whom I greatly respect?
I wanna cornhole David Lynch and have his illegitimate mutant children.
Yeah, whatever, where's the cheese dip?