Tin Hitler--I Blame Alan Thicke (You Bastard)

Author: Zbu

Date: August 19, 2002

by Zbu
8-19-02
Tonight on 'When Kids Ask.'
Is there a God?
Yeah, and he drinks Mike's Hard Lemonade and doesn't like you.
Why do cats exist?
SHUT UP AND GIVE ME BACK MY BOOK OF MORMON, FIREMAN!!
Help me, the villagers have rioted and now want my blood!
Lousy five buck whores, getting uglier by the minute.