Tin Hitler--Churchy McChurchChurch Meets an Altar Boy.

Author: Zbu

Date: August 19, 2002

by Zbu
8-19-02
Phallishead reports a crime.....
...and that's why I called you.
So, you're reporting your soul stolen.
Exactly! In this cruel world, it is a daily crime that our souls are stolen and used for dental floss for the Godzilla-like Capitalistic monster.
Sir, I only deal with tangible crimes. Perhaps you should see a priest.
I don't see how getting sodomized would help me.
And come to think of it, I probably wouldn't get involved either. Oh well, blame the Vatican.