Tin Hitler--The Shitter's Full.

Author: Zbu

Date: August 19, 2002

by Zbu
8-19-02
Everyday in this unnamed but obviously Third World country, children starve to death.
Please help me, the wild dogs use me as their salt lick.
And if you only spare a few dollars a day, you could pay me to go down to the supermarket and buy out the .49 cans of rotted beans.
The local terrorists use us for kindling and target practice....INCOMING!!!
And come on, I need some new shoes.
Well, at least that bastard won't try to pick me up anymore.