God's Own Dung Beetle

Author: Zenman

Date: January 10, 2001

by Zenman
1-10-01
Hey, Clango! If you could be any kind of animal you wanted, what kind would you be?
Wow. That's a tough question, Stinkyears. Ummmm... Maybe I'd like to be a Dung Beetle.
A DUNG BEETLE? But they roll up balls of shit all day. They eat shit. They mate and lay eggs in shit. A Dung Beetle's life is shit, shit,shit. All shit and nothing but shit.
Well, Shit...
But I guess you'd never run out of shit to eat, though...
Wow. We got to say 'Shit' 11 times, and no giant bolt of lightning came down from Heaven to fuse our gears!