The Adventures of Skippy, the Gay Squirrel

Author: Zenman

Date: June 9, 2001

by Zenman
6-09-01
Hi. I am a squirrel who has come out of the closet and is seeking a homosexual experience. Are you interested?
Oh. Uh...No, I...It's...Un..My Ear is much too big, and,,,,,I'd hurt you. OK bye!
Hello cute man. I am a Gay Squirrel and I am seeking a homosexual experience. Are you interested?
Sorry, little guy. My penis is so big that it would rip your butt up and cause your abdomen to burst.
*Sigh*. Oh. Hello. I am a gay squirrel and I am seeking a homosexual experience. By any chance are you interested?
Sure, kid. I'll be perfect. My dick's only this big.