2001 with No Robots or Computers

Author: Zenman

Date: January 9, 2001

by Zenman
1-09-01
Passing beyond the edge of the Solar System.
So, are you ready to open my 'Pod Bay Doors', Hal? Hmmm? Are Ya?
Ma'am, I keep on a-tellin' ya...My name ain't Hal.
A Great Transifiguration in Time and Space Occurs!
Ahhhhhh! OOOOhhhhh! The Lights! What Are They? Why? Where? What? When?
Ahhh! OOOOhhhOOOhh! Ya left out 'Who', Ma'am.
Lost in Space! This Space Available for Rent!
Marooned on a deserted and inexplicable alien world, transported here by a vast alien artifact! It's mind-boggling! It's the story of the Millennium!!!
Yep. Good think I brought my saddle.