Trans-Species Cooking Lesson

Author: Zenman

Date: March 3, 2001

by Zenman
3-03-01
Take three cups of flour. Sift into a large bowl. Crack three eggs and add the whites. Add a teaspoon of salt and a teaspoon of baking soda.
Add two bushels of alfalfa hay and a barrel of raw peanuts, unshelled..
Add three cups of non-fat milk and beat for three minutes on medium. Add a tablespoon of vanilla.
Add thirty pounds of acacia leaves and bark. Blend well into dough.
Put into a large oven and bake for thirty minutes. Serve warm.
It's a dish the entire family can enjoy.