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by Zorsh
11-07-03
This is Grakelin in his newest debut: Grakelin andd Ping: Too much Alcohol.
H-h-h-h-hello... can I have an apple?
Hi there sugar...
This is a scene from Grakelin and Elle: Beauty and Brains. It was cancelled because Elle was the only one with the qualities.
Hi, I'm Grakelin!
Oh no, Diana save me...
This is a preview of what will happen if Grake marries Ping. Actually, the rewards are higher for Grake then it seems.
Alright... But don't forget...
Grakey, go do my chores.

 

by Zorsh
11-07-03
In hte beggining, it was Tho'ren VS. Anarimma.
Argh, Die Human
I'm gonna get out of the way... But first, let me say...
Then it was Tho'ren Vs. Devroe
Oh, now that is just cheap!
Die Tho'ren Bloodthorn!
Then the artist screwed up...
Ack, pencil of doom!
That is not in the script, I want my lawyer! Where's the scenery?

 

by Zorsh
11-07-03
Hi, I'm Elle.
You may be wondering why I'm here?
Script Error.
Oh, does this mean I can't kill you?

 

by Zorsh
11-07-03
Errrr.... Hi, I'm... I'm *who am I?*
*You're Rincewin, RINCEWIN*
*oh, yes* Hi, I'm Rincewin, and I'm the reason you're here. You see, I think I'm better than every body else, but I'm not, in all truth...
*what're you waiting for?*
Remember kids- Don't Drink and Play Alleria!
Ioannes save me...
You know, normally, I couldn't kill you, bt now that you've uttered the word Ioannes in front of me, I don't mind.

 

by Zorsh
11-07-03
Well, hello, Grakelin...
*gasp* How'd you know my name?
... I'm smart...
No, you aren't...
Poor Grake never knew what hit him...
GET ME A NEW RIGHT HAND MAN!!

 

by Zorsh
11-07-03
Grake is back, and action packed!
OK, this is a stick up, everybody get to the ground!
Not so fast buster!
This is a brief talk from Thamsin, Grakelin's victim.
There are now two of us. I know this is off topic, but yes...
Dude, that was Santa...
Even better!

 

by Zorsh
11-07-03
We hope you enjoyed these Comics
Cause this is the last one of the WEEK! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHA
Hi, I;m Leopold Rubrecht, and I'm here for a public servicw announcement.
KEEP THE HECK AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER!
*remains of Grakelin*

 

by Zorsh
11-10-03
Let's pretend for a minute that this ugly son of a CENSORED is Grakelin.
Wow, what an interesting Thread! Chat is boring right now, though...
(Grake is playing Alleria)
Of course, during Quake, Grake sees a guy named Arkahn...
I'll play some Quake... Yeah, a RAIL GUN CTF
(Rail Gun CTF, for those misinformed people out there, is a Capture the Flag in Quake 3 using these really slow weapons that can kill in one hit)
In Quake, anything can happen...
Grake! You play Quake too? It just came out here! WHAT THE HECK? It's not nice to shoot me when I'm talking!
Well-if-you-can't... Damn, I'm dead...

 

by Zorsh
11-10-03
Arkahn and Grake square off...
It's time to take you down, Grakelin...
Big words from someone who chose Klesk for a model!
Hey, Klesk is cool!
Hah, well, we've talked enough.... wait, why aren't you dying?
Unfortunately, they were on the same team.

 

by Zorsh
11-12-03
*sob* *sob* I have no lovelife...
Woah, don't worry, I'll get you a girlfriend!
Really? Let me see!
Yeah, here she comes now!
Now he tells us...
Hi...
Dude, I get enough of this stuff, I need someokne of the same SPECIES.

 

by Zorsh
11-12-03
What the ************* was that?

 

by Zorsh
11-12-03
Well, everybidy else is on Strike, so we're gonna do a song'n' dance number.
Yeah, yeah, we're singing -good dancing Elle- yeeaaaah we';re singing 'n' daaaaaaaaaaancing...
Bill, these guys suck!
Hey... what's that dust for?
Weeeeeeeeeee're siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiingiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing aaaaaaaaaaaa soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong
Hey, those two might be good after all... at least the Strike's over.
Bloop, Bloop, Bloop, Annoying Song 'n' dance number spotted!
MY GOD! JAcko, Macko, Wacko, Lacko, Smacko, Zacko, Sacko, Aacko, get me my GUN!

 

by Zorsh
11-19-03
In time... Tho'ren Vs. Avanthar (budget probems make us use goat, but those horns look kinda Cyraxian)
Bring it, weakling!
...
It appeared that Avanthar had won, without saying a thing.
Agh, OW! OW! OW!
...
There is one of two possibilities on what happened next. One: Talking makes Avanthar suck. Or Two: Avanthar HATED the audience screaming in his ears like that.
Huh?
I submit.

 

by Zorsh
11-19-03
Hi everyone, this is Johan, due to script errors, I'm a pig now.
Actually, I think you ook more like a Donkey.
Who the hell are you?
This is really what I should look like!
Get ready for Part II of this exciting Embok Comic!
Well, I'm Juan, what I say kinda goes
You think you're so tough? BRING IT ON!!!

 

by Zorsh
11-19-03
So, it began...
It's time to take you down... wait a sec, an error just appeared in my weapon... you might as well be a Ranger for this.
Awright, it's time to take you DOWN!!!
Wait a sec, you're over 13 right? If you ain't over 13, I have tyo get a permission form from your parents to fight to the death.
Yes, I'm over 13, now hurry up!!
When Juan says "for a while" he means "Forever"
Wait a sec, this is an unmoderated fight, I'll have to close it for a while. In the meantime, go solve world hunger.
No... STOP! STOP THE MADNESS!!!

 

by Zorsh
11-19-03
Hi, Ioannes, what's shakin'?
Nothing much, just playing Grand Theft Auto.
Can I have a turn?
Nope.
That was how it all started...
Why you... oh, just for that, I'm going to wage centuries of war on your planet.
Could you just swear at me instead?

 

by Zorsh
11-19-03
Now, I have created you for one purpose!
But you didn't create the Vysstichi, we were created by Haya.
Well, then I'll need a stronger force. My Cyraxians can't go alone...
Dude, I'm like, totally gonna go infest a Dracon egg!
Another beggining, even more horrid than the Cyraxian War started here...
Oh, I can't even LOOK at it... Not even I would release such evil on the world.
Little does this Mousai know, he's a direct Ancestor of Grakelin.

 

by Zorsh
11-19-03
Raaar
EEEEEEEEEK!!
Uh-Oh, big shiny light...
I am Diana, here to save you... NOW DIE YOU FREAKING SONS OF ********
And so, they lived happily ever after... or as happy as a God can be with DIANA for a wife...
Ah, my crown as Ioannes is back... but... uh... the Humans were MY idea...
Yeah, yeah, can we hurry up and get married so I can be a God?

 

by Zorsh
11-19-03
You though it was over, but Aeternia strikes back...
Oh, don't worry, if I'm ever unfaithful to you, I'll cast aside my place in Aetheria.
Whenever I et you say that, I suddenly feel a deep feeling of regret...
Grake IS rather shallow...
Hey, hey, hey. come in...
Now he's... UNLEASHED!
DIE DIE DIE!!!!
Ok, let's get our facts straight. I am a powerful Wizard who can obliterate everything and anything. You are a rat. OW! Well, when you fight diry like that, I give up fast...

 

by Zorsh
11-20-03
So, Mr. Soup, you say you are being stalked?
That's 'Stew' and yeah, they know my name, where I live, what I look like, and everything.
Well, Mr. Ravilioli, I am with the CIA, so I'll help you in anything, against any enemy, any assasin.
What is this horrible being? Stay tuned and find out... DUM DA DUM!!!
Excpt that!
OH MY GOD, IT'S HORRIBLE!!!

 

by Zorsh
11-20-03
So, you're the one who's stalked me all this time...
You're the one who chased me down to this place...
But I swear, I don't even know what the Hell this Dust is!!
Allow me to explain...

 

by Zorsh
11-20-03
So, what's this all about?
Dust is an elementary particle, attracted to Humans.
Some people relate Dust to the original Sin, the Sin in which Adam and Eve took the apple from the tree, against God's wish, and they were cast into shame. The word Dust comes from the bible itself:
"Dust you are, and Dust you shall be." I myself have discovered Dust to be a group of all knowing Spirits, however, it is also known that Dust connects to God Himself. Dust streams down from
The Aurora, the Northern Lights, and settles on Humans. But not on Children, and recently, it has been used to bridge the universes. It is why I have come...
For you see, you are part of all this... In order to grasp the power of Dust, I must pluck out your very soul...
Huh? Huh? Oh, you're gonna kill me. Could you get me a pretzel at the downtown parlor first?
Alirght, but only one...

 

by Zorsh
11-20-03
Ok, here's yor pretzel, now hurry up and eat it so I can rip out your soul. Gee, it's dark in here...

 

by Zorsh
11-24-03
Hi, I', Grake's Lawyer. Lately, people have been calling this strip lame, stupid, dumb, idiotic, deserving of the worst comic ever award (which is currently held by Lego).
However, despite these remarks from idiots who have never tried to make a strip in their life, we did recieve one decent bit of constructive criticsm.
Ahem, anyway, here it is...
Very funny. Good use of the..stuff. Lots of insider jokes for Allerians. But an actual story line could of rocked, you know, rather than just one off puns.
Therefore, the next few comics will be following a serious storyline. As for the rest of you who call this comic idiotic, stupid, moronic, and dumb, get bent and use words that don't mean the same.

 

by Zorsh
11-24-03
Hi, may I take your order?
Yeah, I'd like a triple-trple quadruple cheeseburger cut the cheese.
I think I can help you, follow me...
That Planet is Telath
This is the Alleria Matrix, after an Allerian player types in their first post the character is granted life. This portal bridges our two worlds. Wait, you're not Juan, are you?
Nope.

 

by Zorsh
11-30-03
Well, with his clothes on I look just like this... GD Milton.
Hello there... Ah, your name is... kour'el. What is it you need?
I need you to stop calling me that, I'm her sister Anis.
YOUR Anis?
I do not appreciate that joke.

 

by Zorsh
11-30-03
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
If you're thinkinh of opening a rift into a new universe and wreaking havoc, then yes.
Erm... Not quite what I was thinking, but it sounds fun.
Ok, let's go.
Hey, you look just like Grakelin on Alleria!
Uh-oh... Wait, if I'm ever in trouble, go to your creator...

 

by Zorsh
11-30-03
At Simon's House....
Hi, I'm Talvarin, the one armed Vyssie.
Uhhhh... Ok, come in. I guess you're here for the Alleriathon.
Hi, I'm Sheng, Commander of the Prime Garrison.
Hey, Sheng, as you might know, my PC is Grakelin, come in.
Hi, I'm Grakelin Rovilio, you created me right?
Ok, now I know something is wrong.

 

by Zorsh
11-30-03
So, you say you came through a portal, and you ended up in the Real World?
Yes.
And you want me to save Earth from the horde of Evil Characters like Rincewin, Avanthar, Ogrim and Gavyn Lihadd?
Decidely so, but... why are you sitting on a wheel chair?
Well, I can't sit on a fake chair.
Oh...

 

by Zorsh
11-30-03
Ravager, eat their souls...
RUN AWAY!!! AGH AGH AGH I'm dying!
Stop, Bad Guy!
Huh? WHo are you?
I am... Rincewin.
We're BOTH bad guys, let's ravage the country side.

 

by Zorsh
11-30-03
On the battlefield
Man, I can't believe it, I'm just about to kill this guy, and the military drafts me to help fight Gavyn's cultists. Guns are too easy to figure out these days... Who are you.
I'm the girl who got drafted.
Well, you can help me hack into the database of Alleria, and downfall the Ioannes engine, to temporarily freeze the Allerians.
Ok, that sounds fun.
Alright, let's move!
Run, there are rockets flying everywhere, in a very corny way that makes you wonder how many they have. In case you didn't notice.

 

by Zorsh
11-30-03
Here we are... Grake, you in here?
I'll get to work destabilizing the sevurity system from here. Once you get this dead guy off my foot.
Now, Grake, you realize that if we destroy the Ioannes Engine, yo have a 99% chance of dying.
I do? Well, I didn't realize that perhaps we should think things over...
Yes, you want some more FOOT Grakelin? Bring it on you little rat, eat my foot!
I...am...you... try... to rem...remember...

 

by Zorsh
11-30-03
Work your fingers to the bo-one!
What the hell are you playing that music for?
Oh, I finished the hacking five minutes ago, now I'm just playing MP3s.
Oh, well... yes YES! I'm in, a little flick of the button, and those Allerians are dead meat...
Wait, before we destroy Alleria, is this right? Can we really live with ourselves knowing that we've destroyed hundreds of innocent lives?
Ummm... yes. Wait, you're saying that so I kiss you right? That usually happens in most movies...

 

by Zorsh
11-30-03
Kiss her...
Well, you know, not to hurt your feelings or anything, but I've only known you for about two hours.
Oh, well, we're kids, if this was a normal occasion we'd have kissed in the first half hour.
Kiss her...
Well, I'm not that kind of person, you see, so it would be better to get to know eachother forst before we go that far.
What if I saved your life?
Kiss her...
Oh sure, I'd do anything for someone who saved my life, but it's not gonna happen while Grakelin is whispering in my ear to stall for time by kissing you.
Great, I'll go find a reason to save you. Anyway, stay here and try to kill Grake, while I go press the Ioannes OFF button.

 

by Zorsh
11-30-03
OK, Grake, come out. cone out wherever you are...
It's time to die...
What the... GD Milton! Ol' buddy, I hope you don't mind losing your job. If you had done it correctly, you'd still have one.
Wait a sec, how do you know GD Milton? Tell me while I get into my real outfit.
Easy, it was in the login screen: GD MILTON. In fact, it took me about ten minutes of laughing to realize he had used cookies.
Keep talking, loser...

 

by Zorsh
12-01-03
Erm... uh... you really shouldn't do this. If you kill me, all of the world could end.
Yes, and it will be mine to grasp...
Damn, well... if you shoot me, I might accidentily activate this bomb.
And how would you do that when you're... ow... my spine hurts...
Oh, thank God I'm alive, for a minute there I thought... Damn, that's evil.
Yes, and now you have to hol up your end of the bargain.

 

by Zorsh
12-01-03
There, happy now?
Not really... let's try again.
Damn, you only get ONE.
No, two.
One, two, one, two, one, two, one. two
Perfect... time to call in the flyboys...

 

by Zorsh
12-01-03
one... hey, wait, isn't that a swarm of Raamovoites, or wehatever they're called?
Hey, you're right, and LOOK. This is our bigchance. we can end it all without destroying Alleria... that submarine... but the Raamavoites are being blasted!
Hey, on second thought...
Here we go!
Meet me at Avery's Cornerstore when you're done!

 

by Zorsh
12-03-03
Ok, after I steal this guy's clothing and wig, I'll blo up the submarine...
Hmmm, I get the feeling I'm about to die cornily. Is cornily a wor--
Ok, time to blow this joint...
See the next part to see what happens next!
And a one... and a two... and a... Wait, I want my old clothes back.

 

by Zorsh
12-03-03
Ok, so it's a FLYING submarine. I knew that.

 

by Zorsh
12-03-03
Wheeee, what fun... hey, a cloud of blood from above!
Oh, and what a nice microphone!
But it's not Over folks! Read on!
Oh, and I landed in a nice spot in the matress section.
You're sre the fall didn't kill you? Because I'd rather not end the movie by kissing somebody who's dead. Talk fast, we're running out of film.

 

by Zorsh
12-03-03
And so, with the destruction of the submarine, the Allerians were sucked back to Telath.
Nooooooooo
Noooooooo
But... something else was happening...
Something dark...
Something deadlly...
Something...
Juan.
If you show my face on National TV in any form, I WILL sue...

 

by Zorsh
12-03-03
Well, I see yo thwarted my evil plan, Grakelin.
For thaat, I'll have to ban you... FOREVER!!!
I have no regrets...
I'm back from watching ER and... damn you, damn you HUMAN, now that the Mouse knows I'm an alien everything is ruined. Instant ban for YOU Alfred.
NO, God no, please no, PLEEEEEEEEEASE.

 

by Zorsh
12-03-03
Wow, so all this time, Juan was an ALIEN??
You shold have known. My intellegence level is to good to be Human.
uh-oh....
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THE END
Thanks Juan!
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by Zorsh
12-05-03
Critics are raving about the newest Movie: Mission Cheespossible!
Star of Mission Cheesepossible: Grakelin Cruise.
Ah, I will destroy a deserted island!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA
New York Times calls it: "A complete and utter waste of time" The Chronicle Herald calls it: "Stupid, and Thought-Destroying"
Not so fast, bad guy!
The item, Cheesemera, is MINE Grakelin!
Grakelin calls it: A really good movie.
Playing at a Theatre near you!

 

by Zorsh
12-05-03
Hey everyone, it's me, Gavyn, here again!
What? I thought Simon had fired you?
Call it... BlackMail...
Oh... Well, anyway, we will be using the same characters again, and again, from here on, with occasional guest appearances!
Gavyn, there was no Black Mail involved. For that, I'm going to erase your head.
*rub* *rub*
I'm outta here...

 

by Zorsh
12-05-03
From the fires of Aeternia comes a new hero!
A hero that makes you want to stand up and leave...
CRIKEY!!
It's The Mousai Hunter!
CRIKEY, that's a rare one!
Get the Hell away from me!

 

by Zorsh
12-05-03
Hey, I came up with an awesome Action Hero today!
I won't even ask.
You see, he's a balinese man with two desert eagles, two non-barreled uzis, a bunch of grenades, and a barrelled uzi. Any questions?
...
I DIDN'T ASK, I DIDN'T ASK!!!
You sound just like that girl who had a crush on me last year.

 

by Zorsh
1-27-04
It's been a while.
It sure has.
Who are you? Where are you?
I am the writer!
Where've you been? Where's my background? Why don't I have any friends around here?
Did I say writer? I meant... Ummm... Ah, forget it, the village needs their idiot back anyway.

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