The Balinese Action Hero

Author: Zorsh

Date: December 5, 2003

by Zorsh
12-05-03
Hey, I came up with an awesome Action Hero today!
I won't even ask.
You see, he's a balinese man with two desert eagles, two non-barreled uzis, a bunch of grenades, and a barrelled uzi. Any questions?
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I DIDN'T ASK, I DIDN'T ASK!!!
You sound just like that girl who had a crush on me last year.