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| I would really enjoy partaking in the sultry tones of a phone sex service, but I don't think I could reach that phone to save my life. | |
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| I would really like to change this television set from Teletubbies to the Playboy channel, but alas... again I find myself physically unable to do so. | |
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| WHERE IS A DAMN SQUIRREL SUPPOSED TO FIND SEXUAL SATISFACITON IN THIS WORLD GEARED TOWARD THE PHYSICALLY... TALLER??? *sob* | |
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