Huh?

Author: _wicked_

Date: January 1, 2003

by _wicked_
1-01-03
Excuse me, is that spot taken?
It depends. What kind of underwear are you wearing?
I have spontaneously turned into Satan! What an interesting plot twist. You, my friend, are a sick, sick squirrel. How dare you hit on old women?
I'm really, really sexually frustrated.
Why didn't you say so! Fortunately I moonlight as a pimp, so I can hook you up!
I shouldn't have eaten the contents of that baggie that I found under this bench.