Prima donnas

Author: a_comic_stripper

Date: February 20, 2001

ACTION!
"Howdy, pardner!"
"Where's my horse? I'd give my wife for that horse. I can find another wife easy, but not a horse like that."
CUT!
Mr. Ford, he's not following the script! He's supposed to say "Howdy!"
Oh, hush, you little pissant. If there's one thing Stanislovsky taught me, it's to live in the moment. "Howdy" didn't feel in the moment.
If you two don't stop this, I'm going to replace you with cattle.
That's it. I can't work under these conditions. I'm going to call my agent.
I'm ready for my close up, Mr. Ford.