Left as an exercise for the reader.

Author: afpn318

Date: March 24, 2003

by afpn318
3-24-03
In a barren post-apocalyptic wasteland...
I like your hoodie.
I find you incredibly attractive.
Everyone I know died violently last week. I was in the basement writing erotic fanfiction.
The green sky vibrates at the frequency of my suicidal ideations.
...love springs from unexpected places.
[heart]
Can I take your shirt off now?