I take it back. Canadians would never sink this low.

Author: afpn318

Date: March 25, 2003

by afpn318
3-25-03
--Dad? Is that you?
Yes, punkin. The radioactive fallout resurrected me in mutated form.
Well, shit.
You owe me so much allowance.
Can I pay you in frozen rat corpses? Damn looters got no respect for the mutated dead.