This is not an homage.

Author: afpn318

Date: March 25, 2003

by afpn318
3-25-03
Why didn't I get to see your mom?
Dad's keeping her underground. He feeds her rat puree through a three-foot straw.
She doesn't mind?
No, she likes it. When I was a kid, they built a big box in the backyard and told me it was for buried treasure.
Wow. Kinky.
Dad said the straw was an antenna, so the aliens would know where to find us.