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| It's the end. The time I just spent in the bathroom allowed me enough time to realize that my life is meaningless. | |
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| Insanity. Why did spend so long in the bathroom, then? | |
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| I drank too much Jack Daniels AppleJack and ate too many french fries. I was constipated, damn it! And I didn't even think to grab the new Reader's Digest. I had nothing to do but think! | |
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| If I were you, I'd just stop moping about and get on with life. Everyone poops, you know? And while you're at it, stop buying expensive party drinks. They're a rip-off, you know. | |
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| You know come to think of it, I did get to take my toenail polish off. And I've never read the back panel of my mouthwash before. Maybe the time wasn't wasted. | |
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