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| Why do you have to be so narcissistic? | |
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| Because I'm totally cool. | |
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| Don't you care about current events? | |
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| I keep well abreast of current events. I'm heavily involved in activism. I try to keep a global perspective. I volunteer my time to worthy liberal causes. I fight for my American rights. | |
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| You seem like you're pretty level-headed. So why the over-abundance of self-love? | |
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| Because I'm totally cool. | |
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