America's Most Wanted: True Story.

Author: agentdiesel

Date: September 14, 2002

by agentdiesel
9-14-02
True story.
My cousin's girlfriend was on America's Most Wanted.
Oh dear. What did she do?
Raped a squirrel.
Erm...
Nah. She's a cop and she took a bullet from a guy that was featured on America's Most Wanted. She was interviewed on the show.
Right, then.