Bubbleboy & Dogbreath: Kennedy Reprise

Author: ahimsa

Date: May 4, 2006

by ahimsa
5-04-06
..Iraq.. Plame.. Voting irregularities.. Iran.. Gas prices... Watergate prostitutes... WAIT - THIS JUST IN! Terrorist runs car into U.S. Capitol!
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** SOME-PEOPLE-SAY NEWS ALERT **
Liberal terrorist.. Democrat terrorist.. Patrick Kennedy.. suicide Mustang...
Some people say he tried to drive off a bridge into the Potomac first.
One week later...
How do we know there wasn't a dead passenger? Why was he driving a gas guzzler anyway? Stay tuned..
sigh