LOTFFP

Author: ahrange

Date: January 26, 2003

by ahrange
1-26-03
Hello, I'm Melilot Chubb-Baggins, and this is my lover-I mean, good friend Rosie-Posie Chubb. We're here to throw the French Fry Pen into the cracks of Mount Destruction.
Do we have to?
Yes, Rosie-Posie! For it is the only way for us to save Upper Middle Earth from the evil. . . Bauron. Yes, Bauron.
NOOOO!!! My preciousss!