A Love Story In Three Cells (with thanks to the sporkpope)

Author: ahrange

Date: January 27, 2003

by ahrange
1-27-03
Chicken meets girl. Girl meets chicken. *sappy music plays* Da da da da da da da da
*sappy tone* Hiiiiiiiiiii
*sappy tone* Hiiiiiiiiiii
A deep and complex relationship develops between the two
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammels, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Make love to me Chicken Man!
And they made love until the sun came up, and then the house exploded because it was made of liquid nitrogen.