Introducing The Hood

Author: ahrange

Date: January 28, 2003

by ahrange
1-28-03
Hello, I'm The Hood, Meredith's superhero alter-ego.
The Hood saves the world so people can continue buying their supersized buckets of chicken and drinks.
But is The Hood appreciated? No! Why, just recently The Hood was playing in traffic and was hit in the head with a chicken bucket!
You know what The Hood did then? The Hood brought total annihilation onto the whole intersection and then went and saved a raccoon that would've been run over had The Hood not destroyed all the cars.
The Hood: Saving one person by killing ten.