Boy is it easy to get on the news

Author: ahrange

Date: January 30, 2003

by ahrange
1-30-03
This just in: former President Bush has been kidnapped and is being held captive by a hooded figure calling herself "The Hood."
You'll do what The Hood says Dubya, or Daddy gets it!
The President's reaction or why The Hood keeps talking in third person have yet to be disclosed.