I bet Nixon wouldn't have died on me

Author: ahrange

Date: February 2, 2003

by ahrange
2-02-03
Damn! And just when The Hood had had the Oval Office remade into a trapezoid.
George. . .there's something I have to tell you. I-I'm not your real father. Your real father is- *dies*
What?
But who is my father then?
This better not be leading to where I think it's going. . .