Fortune Cookie From Hell, Part I

Author: ahrange

Date: February 7, 2003

by ahrange
2-07-03
Hey, fortune cookie!
Hey kids, I'm a fortune cookie! If you pretend, you can see me! You know, imagination, that thing you used to have before video games took over your brain.
Fortune: You love sports, horses and gambling but not to excess.
This is the worst fortune I have ever gotten.
NOOOOOO!!!