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*jingly* Down on your luck or just hate your crab? Killingtons is for you.
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The best murder service in all of Nebraska wants to help you out!
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| Hi, I'm Matt from Killingtons and I was wondering if you'd be interested in using our service anytime soon. | |
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We've been offing people and making bad jokes since 1934!
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| It's like an escort service but we kill you with sharp weapons, not STDs. | |
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