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| So let me get this straight: people call your company requesting someone to come out and either kill them or someone else? | |
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| Not only that, we also leave a mint on your pillow. | |
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Your first call comes free of charge*
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*That is, unless you're alive to make a second call. Then the rate is $49.95 per second.
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| What the hell is wrong with you Jehovah's Witnesses?! | |
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