Hoppy and supersizing

Author: ahrange

Date: February 13, 2003

by ahrange
2-13-03
At Starbucks
I decided today that I hate my job and I'm going to make everyone suffer for it.
Uh, yeah, can I have a small mocha latte?
I'm sorry but we now only carry large and extra-large cups.
But the sign says small, medium, and large-
Sir, if you don't be quiet, I will be forced to empty your sixteen ounces of pure boiling hot caffeine goodness into your lap.
Eep.