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"It all started back in sixth grade. . ."
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| Hey man, want some tape? It's like rubber bands but better. | |
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| Well golly Jim, I've never tried stationary accesories before but what the heck. | |
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| Whoa. . .the colors . . .ha ha ha | |
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| Hee hee hee. . . your shirt has a face. . . and so do you! Hee hee hee | |
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| But that was only the beginning! Soon I grew tired of gateway drugs like tape and binder clips. Harder drugs began to follow: first duct tape, and then, staplers. | |
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